Rules.

  1. Do you have a backup?
  2. Check it twice? (Thanks SANTA!)
  3. Fridays are not work days
  4. Problems auto-resolve when observed
  5. Problems un-resolve when no longer observed
  6. Schrödinger problems require Schrödinger solutions
  7. The boss always has a bigger boss (The bigger boss)
  8. Fridays are write-only Fridays (Reading is optional)
  9. False problems are born-again problems
  10. The complexity of a system is inversely proportionate to the user’s desire to actually use it.
  11. Entropy is a byproduct of engineering. Entropy is engineered.
  12. Ownership is a legacy concept. You don’t own the atoms; you just rent the right for them to vibrate.